I Don't Have Pinky Toes

Sometimes I get all dressed up to go out and end up staying in and having more fun for half the price.

Around 4am Veen handcuffed me to a full pitcher of water, as seen above. I was displeased and spent a half hour chasing him around trying to soak him with varying amounts of success. I locked myself in the bathroom at one point and the boys broke in. I hid in the shower which was unintelligent because of course they turned it on.

Now, picture a sopping wet Jillian in her party clothes handcuffed to a Brita filter.

Revenge is coming.

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"And when life seems like a lot to bear, I dance around like a kid until I laugh."