Why did I come in here?

By Bootneck

Posh squirrel

We found a very posh store of acorns the other day. I think this must be a very rare Monarchist Squirrel, usually found at Polo grounds, Sandringham and Eton.

Obviously a freshly fallen nut fell into his slavering jaws, the others retain their pristine condition, until winter chills commence.

Must go, there's a bejewelled and aristocratic furry thing at the door. Mrs Booty has just had her hair done. :-)) I'll get done one day.

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