Mr Sporran.....

...."Yes, Mrs Sporran?"
....."Do you think our name sounds Scottish enough Mr Sporran?"
....."Mmmm....it could do with being a little bit more Scottish, how about we change it?"
"Ok dear, how about adding a Mc to the start......McSporran?"
"Don't be ridiculous dear, that would just be silly"
"Yes dear, McSporran would simply be ridiculous...."