If loving you is wrong

All inclusive holidays have been a mystery to himself and I ... preferring to be on our own in our tent or self catering accommodation.. so this is a big change and now we realise why we haven’t don’t it before

There was wine. For free at dinner. Which was also free as much as I wanted. There was beer for free. There were cocktails in the show bar next food and more wine. And more coffee and more beer

Morning was a tad gentle and we were delighted to find NO alcohol at breakfast.

But after a jaunt to town - on the FREE bus (it has to be the bus. We are perched on top of a mountain and it was vair vair hot). We came back and discovered lunch was still being served and yes. Alcohol. Himself is sleeping off lunch right now. Steadying himself for tonight.

Last night we had Jack Sparrow throwing knifes and chopping up wee lassies. Tonight it’s gonna be flamenco. Think I might just get up and give it a go hope the crazy mad lady who took our photo and made it into a magazine last night isn’t there again. Don’t think I could take flicking thru a magazine gazing at our 10 hour journey weary photos everywhere.