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We were bad humans last night

Or were we super humans ?

There was an Idiot in the bar - the bar where the hotel entertainment takes place. The seats are beautifully arranged in rows with tables and space to move behind the rows.

This idiot decided he didn’t want to sit in the row with the regular humans. He wanted to sit in his own row. And moved his seat 2 ft back into the middle of the back row where the wait staff moved between the bar and the audience.

Himself was beside himself with fury that he was causing havoc in the back row. The wait staff were having to detour long routes and he was moaning each time someone
Squeezed past.

I tolerated it for as long as I could and then I went to the loo. And as I walked past his seat I gave him a quick one two. Once with the elbow on the back of the head and then with the full force of belly as he twisted round from the elbow shot.

I toddled to the loo and forgot about it - but when I came back Himself was sniggering like a loon. He couldn’t believe I would clobber someone so hard accidentally

I was delighted.

And then tonight at dinner I saw him and I had completely forgot what I had done. I was mortified . But I didn’t apologise and am glad I Didn’t because he bloody well rearranged the seating again to night and NO ONE could get past. Not even a wee skinny thing like me!

Anyways. By the by. We won the music quiz and the Himself tried to kill me by uncorking the champagne we won on the balcony and nearly decapitating me.


And in other news. It was so windy today that a tree fell down in town and landed on a shop. Which the staff had to evacuate :). Tres excitement. See extra