Man fail

Me “James I’m in Smyths getting xander’s bike...shall I pay the £5 for them to build it?”

James “no way! I can do it! How hard can it be? I imagine it’s just like ikea flat pack furniture...”

Bike purchased without being built

Later that evening

James “S**t! It’s nothing like flat pack! I don’t even have a torque wrench!”

Me **angry face**

(Good job his birthday isn’t till Monday)