I know .. I’m a princess of the people

This sorry looking unmasked woman was one of my bridesmaids when I made Mr W legally captive .. ask me why I’m wearing a mask...

Why ? You all cry in unison ..

Because Bridesmaid has only gone and got TB .. yes you read it right .. tuberculosis and she has been really rather ill since last August if you please ... now she’s in isolation of sorts ,we can go in to torment her whilst masked up .. us not her .. so I did .. I cheerily told her stories of death and discussed mainly me but it whiled away two hours for her .. I am truly selfless .
Also I didn’t get her a gift as I spent the money on a new kitchen rug to stop the dog bowls slipping . I’m kind to animals AND humans ;-)