My own personal HAL

Back down in Brechin, waiting, waiting, waiting.
It's been pouring rain all day
Meet my version of HAL 9000
It's a Siemens S7-300 plc (programmable logic controller)
It controls the works, sometimes I wish I could make it talk.
"Have I carried out my duties well Ron"
"You've carried out your duties very well HAL"
Just a random thought :-/
Hope you've all had a good day