Porty!!!!!!

Singing :- Ah my bonnie Puertobello, the bonniest Portobello ever to be called Portobello, it's roads it's lanes it's crescent's all bonnier than the other things in another place which are not called Portobello.

chorus :- oh Portobello my lovely Portobello, bonnier than any other place not in Portobello!!!!.


Rabbie Burns (well he could have written it!!!).