The Pace Setter

How could I have been so remise?  It all becomes clear now because where it says in my motor insurance policy ‘Courtesy Car - we will provide you with a small car for the duration of the repairs’ - they had obviously omitted the word ‘not’ between the words ‘will’ and ‘provide’.   This explains why the Current Mrs Creel is oot in the parish and walking to her sister’s hoose.
Ask yourself this question: ‘Would you let your offspring marry an employee of the insurance sector ?’
The installation of the new kitchen continues whilst I dug a trench around the poly tunnel.
What would PC Corky Turnbull make of it all; perhaps we’ll never know.
A bonny day.