Only you

only you, U, You, Yu, Ewe.
2, Two, To, Too, TuTu.
A salt cellar seller in the cellar.
MMM. The English language.
Don't you love it.
And it's variations.
Up here it is not unknown for the word "how" to be substituted for the word "why", as in, " How nae?" ( "Why not." in reply to perhaps a question like, " Are you coming out tonight?"
If 2 wrong don't make a right, can 2 rights make a wrong?
" Aye, Right." Said with a touch of sarcasm in the intonation.