Time for a Paddle?

One of the tourist thingies that have cropped up on the lake front.
The Boss was involved with other stuff so The Bossess took me out this arfo to meet some friends and drink coffee. The Boss joined later and just in time to hear this wonderful story about the Bloke and his dog. 
He reads it “bedtime stories”
Yes he does. He confessed that he sorta made them up as he went along but apparently the dog didn’t mind and they didn’t have to have a happy ending but the dog patiently listened and shifted his head from time to time.

The Boss took one look at me and I decided not to even ask.
I am not in his good books and definitely not a bedtime story as I seem to have forgotten my manners around morning tea biscuits left unattended. I blame old age and relocation stress.
 Oh and pic by The Bossess.
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