Got the answer.

Camouflage. Jerra & I spent a bit of time recently awaiting the convenience of the local Starlings.
Today I tried "Camouflage"; maroon camouflage. I donned Alice's Slinky© and sat on a chair with  my "Biblical reproduction" on my head ( You know, "a Big 'at", the Bible has a LOT of Begats in it.)  Slinky over big 'at and held secure by G-16 strap. Needs improvement, but, as you can maybe see, it seems to work. Again I miss Alice to choose which of the 1/2 X100 to use.

Back up there.