WAR...

...on warts

The problem started when I sold a wart to Deirdre, an archaeologist from Perth, Scotlandshire & I stupidly bought one from her. What's 5p amongst friends?

This monster has taken root in the soft pad of my left social finger & I tried the traditional cure which involves spitting on the wart & crushing it into the white woolly stuff inside broad bean shells.

This year it didn't work - so I'm blasting it with "Aporil" - appears to be working...

Not hold breath OK?