Grave Warnings....

'It was a cough, that carried her off,
It was a coffin, they carried her off in....'

Every second person coming through the pharmacy doors, seems to have a horrendous cold. Here is my handy hint on how to avoid the dreaded winter germs...

Stay indoors, sealed into a biohazard suit, until June.

There. Don't say I never give you any useful health tips......