Trees Make Paper

Read the paper today.
Full of informative comment about a man in a Libyan jail who's daughter is upset because he might not be receiving medical treatment for his cancer. Abdullah al-Sennussi or something, spy chief, may have ordered the killing of over 1200 people in a Tripoli jail on behalf of Ghaddafi in 1996, involved in airline bombings or something. Then there was comment about some Thatcher era politician who may or may not have implicated himself in some scandal or other.
The BBC scandal is now on page 5 but continues to gather momentum, with links to stories about a man in Broadmoor who killed several women with a hammer, knew a Top of the Pops presenter and who claims that said Top of the Pops presenter campaigned for him to have conjugal visits.
A 30 year old cat has died in Alford. B and Q have ordered 300 thousand Xmas trees from a grower near Premney and a Golden Eagle is on the loose near Pontycymer. Folk are asked to be vigilant and not to approach the raptor who has a fairly sharp beak and a wing span of over 6ft.

Don't you just love trees.