Second To None

Dear Givers of Treats,

I have no idea what was going on today. Normally, when I try to have an extra snack (It’s not my fault that they don’t feed me enough) all I hear is ‘MURPHY NO’*. The same thing happens when I try to be helpful and open parcels that have been delivered. I just get ‘MURPHY DROP IT’.

They have obviously seen the light.

Today, they GAVE me cake** AND parcels to rip open. Aaaaaaaaand it proves I was right all along because all of the parcels had toys for ME! There was also singing but we won’t dwell on that.

I am going to make sure I open ALL of the parcels from now on.

M

*if they leave food on the counter, how am I supposed to know it’s not for me.

**although I ran away until they put out the tiny fires. What WERE they thinking?