how to have a treat

1. Muck out, groom, release beasts.
2. Find a suitable spot to commence tea break.
3. Locate biscuit, pour tea, remove wrapper...
4. Bite two diagonal corners off.
5. Dunk one end of biscuit in tea and suck the other.
6. Once tea meets tongue, quickly turn biscuit around and consume in a single bite. WARNING - slow consumption may result in irretrievable sinking.

method by Danni Minogue. Tried and tested by me :)