Curly Locks

Curly Locks! Curly Locks! wilt thou be mine? 
Thou shall't not wash dishes, nor yet feed the swine, 
But sit on a cushion and sew a fine seam, 
And feed upon strawberries, sugar, and cream!


That wasn't in the prenuptial agreement, but:
-- we have a dishwasher
-- we don't have any swine
-- C does well with button replacing or small repairs
-- there's no shortage of strawberries in season