That'll be Microshaft Help then

Decided to be a good boy today.

At school the computer have all been upgraded to Office 2010 so my computer at home is now useless for making help sheets, help videos etc etc as it looks totally different to the kid's machine (can't have the poor wee things having to think can we??)

Anyway - I finally found Microshaft's contact us system and waded through it. I asked if there was a way I could BUY a legal copy of the Teacher Office pack including Powerpoint and Access

This was their best answer

On the undecidability of probabilistic planning and related stochastic optimization problems

WTF????