Caveat Emptor

Buyer beware, indeed. My supposedly super-sharp can-cut-through-tank-armour-or-even-an-air-hostess'-make-up kitchen knife skidded off turkey gristle and took out my left index finger instead. I ended up in my local A&E at silly o'clock and still had to pack for a party conference and provide life support for the journey.

Still, you have to laugh...