The Hokey Cokey

You put your left leg in...........

Prinny near the gate this afternoon. There is now a tape across to prevent her from getting right up to the gate as she has been a naughty horse. She scratches her bum on the gate which, being metal, she has bent right out of shape so it won't close properly, and is only held shut by a length of chain.

Have you ever considered that, actually, the Hokey Cokey might just be what it's all about after all?