Steak for breakfast

Last night Ann went out for dinner at the 'Auld Hundred'. She had chicken breast stuffed with haggis in a whisky sauce and she fed it all into her own tummy. Ann's friend, Linda, had steak pie and do you know what?.................... She left loads of steak. Ann said, 'What a waste. I will take that home for MollyCollie.'


The waitress wrapped all the steak chunks up in tinfoil but the minute Ann came into the house I could smell that she had tasty treats for me. I was leaping around like a collie demented because I wanted my treats straight away.


Unfortunately Ann was really tired so after she'd taken me for my bedtime wee, groomed me and given me my dental stick, she just went to bed. …………...I was ANGRY. She put the steak in the fridge and said, 'Molly, you can have steak for breakfast.' Boohooo........... I wanted to have the steak as a late night snack.


Anyway, this morning after my drag around the block walk, Ann put some dry food out for my breakfast. I was NOT happy. But Ann seemed to have forgotten about my steak chunks. I went into 'leaping around mad demented collie mode' and Ann didn't have a clue what was wrong with me. It wasn't until I kept 'leaping around in mad demented collie mode' near the fridge that Ann remembered about my steak chunks.


Phew!.............................. For a while I thought I was never going to get my tasty treats.


I had a lovely breakfast this morning!!