Salt dough.

My clever sister. NatureWatcher, made this salt dough figure of me in my motorbike racing leathers, about 20 years ago and it's been hanging on various walls in our house ever since.
No beard now and I don't drink mild any more, or race sidecars but it was
very accurate, at the time.

She told me how to repair it, if necessary but nothing has dropped off 
so far.

The picture of Dorian Grey has seemed to work in reverse !