Court Sessions, Friday 13th feb

The clerk of court shouts as the judge enters the court, "Silence in court".
The court goes quiet as the verdict is announced;
Your honour, we the jury find "Bracken the Border Terrier" guilty as charged, ABH to "Red" the dog; the court gasps and Brackens supporters can be heard weeping in the public gallery.
Judge Oldeng, declares that " Bracken will be kept in custody on strict rations and all tit bits banned".
Sentencing will be anounced next week.
God Save the Queen.