It's Official

Winter's arrived.

Snow on the Ochils: check. Pond Frozen: check. Gulls looking confused and bouncing around the pond: check. Swans no where to be seen: check. Everyone else slipping and sliding on their arses: check.

That wee scooter's the second official unit of measurement as to how unsafe it is to walk out on to the Delph Pond (the first was the multiple empty bottles of Buckfast that were consumed down here last night and sent skiting over the ice). When they can get a Co-op shopping trolley to stay above water it'll be considered open for the season amongst the extreme Buckie drinkers, and once the small family hatchback's rolled out to the middle there it'll be a free-for-all.

Happy December.