Pretty In Pink?

For the woman with everything: The most useless waste -of-your-hard-earned-cash present I've seen so far this Xmas is this pink high-heeled shoe containing . . . a box of sticky tape.

According to the blurb on the back, this will enable the lucky recipient to "Step up your style and personalize your space." Sure. More tat from Walmart!!! Just $9.97. Plus 13% tax.

Jools says if I buy her one she'll step on my toes and personalize my face . . .