19.021209

b]CASE NO.: 100127845
ITEM NO.: 19.021209

DATE COLLECTED: 02/12/09
TIME COLLECTED: 10:00 - 10:30 pm
LOCATION OF COLLECTION: kitchen table, victim's home
COLLECTED BY: Officer MC

DESCRIPTION OF EVIDENCE:
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Barely managing to successfully fight off a(n) bothersome sore throat/impending threat of lung infection, I now have to catch up on 4 days' worth of evidence log entries. Argh.

Thursday was the breaking point. Before noon, I had already refilled my water thermos three times, and gone to the washroom to empty my bladder three times. I had to make an emergency run to London Drugs to buy some throat lozenges and ended up buying Halls Honey Lemon-flavoured throat drops, as well as Vitamin C supplement drops aka candies - both of which were on sale for $2.99. Get'em now while the citrus flavour is still available; otherwise, you'll be left with pomegranate, which is frankly just not as good as citrus. My favourite flavour is grapefruit:)

I was popping these addictive suckers non-stop - especially during Concept+Layout class. Thank goodness we didn't have do our class presentations that day.

So that day, I was too preoccupied with pumping myself with water, vitamin B + C pills, cold pills, throat lozenges and vitamin C candy, and gargling with salt water to do a proper entry.

Alert: everybody has to preflight their autoimmune systems before sending themselves out into the world.

TYPE OF OFFENSE: spreading of the plague
SUSPECT: giant germ carriers infiltrating and multiplying within public domain - please keep your filthy germs to yourself!
VICTIM: poor sick me