20.021309

b]CASE NO.: 100127845
ITEM NO.: 20.021309

DATE COLLECTED: 02/13/09
TIME COLLECTED: 8:45 - 9:00 pm
LOCATION OF COLLECTION: fridge, kitchen
COLLECTED BY: Officer MC

DESCRIPTION OF EVIDENCE:
Ctrl-Shift-Z / Apple-Shift-Z | Redo

Having fallen victim to the aforementioned plague that has gained quite a strong foothold at work, I decided to stay home and take a day of rest. I slept until two in the afternoon (hence, the 'Z' as evidence - the magnet didn't stick very well to the fridge anyway), and after that snooze marathon, I just couldn't possibly sleep anymore. So, I crawled out of bed and lounged on the living room couch by the big window, soaking up the sun under a fleece blankie with my giant mug of hk-style milk tea and a book titled 'The Cheese Monkeys'.

I am so glad I decided to stay home because my throat was immensely better the next day. Nobody wants to be sick on Valentine's Day, right?

I would have nabbed the empty Windsor Ionized Table Salt for this particular entry, but my dad - of course, *eyes roll* - recycled it before I could retrieve it as evidence. I gargled my throat with salt water sooo many times that day that I lost count.

Can I redo this Friday every Friday? But minus the sore throat and the looming threat of a lung infection??

TYPE OF OFFENSE: more spreading of the plague
SUSPECT: giant germ carriers infiltrating and multiplying within public domain - they are quite the repeat offenders!
VICTIM: poor sick me, again.