Ankh You Very Much...

SAGITTARIUS: Much excitement in November, when you accidentally become a mummy!

Having carelessly pricked your finger on Cleopatra's Needle, you wake up one morning, able to speak only in ancient Egyptian, and with a burning desire to swap your pre-fab for a pyramid.

Initially, it upsets you to realise that your family will no longer understand a word you're saying, but that's just silly. Your partner only ever talks to the dog anyway, and the children stopped listening to you years ago....

Let's be positive; you'll save a fortune on clothes (bandages are very cheap to buy) and your shopping lists will look incredibly pretty written in hieroglyphics.....


Lucky film: cling

Lucky peach: cling