Arms and The Gran....

CAPRICORN: Raised eyebrows in March, when you discover that your granny is an arms dealer and international assassin.

Of course, if you'd thought about it, the Kalashnikovs in her display cabinet, and her habit of knitting gun holsters were a little suspicious, but you'd always believed her when she said she kept a pistol in her pinny just in case the butcher's boy got a bit frisky.

Still, now you're on to her, she might stop keeping gunpowder in the salt jar....no wonder her spag bols have always had such explosive results!

Lucky flower: The Thames

Lucky stone: Mick