Seeds The Day....

LEO: After 20 years of trying, your sister has at last managed to get on to 'Who Wants To Be a Millionaire'. Not only that, she's reached the very last stage; the question that could win her the £1,000,000!

However, she's stumped, and has only one lifeline left - phone a friend. And that friend.....is you!

Jeremy Clarkson calls, and your sister asks you the following question:-

"What is a tomato?"
A) a hard, flavourless thing we persist in importing from Europe?
B) a squishy, flavourless thing we persist in importing from Europe?
C) a fruit?
D) a red thing that only tastes good if we grow it ourselves, and even then it's a martyr to greenfly, whitefly, blackfly, etc etc...?."

You have half a minute left to answer the question.

So.....do you immediately give the answer ("all of the above, ya numpty") and win your sister a fortune? Or....do you seize this once in a lifetime opportunity, and spend the remaining 30 seconds telling Jezza Clarkson that he's a ****ing smug *******le, with the wit and charm of a peanut?

That, my friend, is the real million dollar pound question!


Lucky sister: not yours

Lucky tree: Ain