Luggable

My trusty Dell Inspiron 8000 - heavy enough to dislocate your shoulder, but still working after over 15 years. Running Windows XP (SP3?) in glacial mode, but with a bright, hi-res screen that’s still impressive.

It’s the only device I have that still has a 3.5” floppy disk drive (although, obviously, I haven’t needed that for ages). So old in fact that WiFi is only available via an extra card (and that appears to need some tweaking).

Bluetooth? Never heard of it.