'Only doughnuts go to doughnut club'

We've received a bit of negative PR at May Webb School recently. We run a lunch club there on a Friday for anybody who feels like they want to drop in and have a chat. We usually have doughnuts and so it became known amongst the students as doughnut club. Recently we've heard that 'only doughnuts go to doughnuts club' (which, let's be honest, is a little titter worthy) and so we're going for a bit of a re-brand. Doughnuts will still feature though. 

Today at Sixth Form CU we were talking about lent. Somebody shared a story about a friend once choosing to give up Yorkshire Puddings for lent which really does beg the question of how many Yorkshire Puddings do you have to be eating regularly for it to become a lent-worthy thing? I'd be keen to know. 

Sam is giving up (added) sugar for lent and therefore brought all his chocolate bars in to share with the students. His lent was their Easter today. Rejoice.