Best Left Alone

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

Victor came round for more flat packed fun today. I have had to stop paying him in sticky toffee puddings as the scope of this project had expanded and I’m worried that he’s going to end up with diabetes. As there’s no show without Punch, Mary Doll came along as she wanted to be his assistant/had FOMO. Eventually, it became clear* that Victor didn’t require the assistance of his wife** (or his daughter***) so we left him in peace and took Murphy for a walk.

By the time we got back, Victor had even done the ‘two man job’ of putting on the doors himself rather rather than have to deal with an assistant again!

So, the spin off sub project of EMP’s room is now complete and I can get back to the original project of your room Jenny.

12 days to go!

C

*because he told us. In no uncertain terms.

**who had helpfully decided that Victor was ‘over complicating’ the instructions and had been ejected from the room

***who (unaware of the above) had been told by Mary Doll to go and help Victor as he was ‘struggling’. He was, but not with the instructions!