useful Christmas presents...

My secret santa present. Given how much coffee I drink, I think this'll be getting a lot of use.

Reminds me of the old classic Christmas Star Wars joke:

Darth Vader: "Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas"
Luke Skywalker: "No you don't, Darth, you can't possibly know!"
DV: "Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas. Look into your soul, you know it's true"
LS: "I don't believe you Darth, how can you possibly know?"
DV: "I felt your presents"

*tumble weed*

I'll get my coat.