Are you looking at me?

I've got problems with my bottom. Do not read on if you do not want the details. 

I am constipated. At least, that's what my owner said. It means I am really struggling to poo and feel like I want to do one all the time. On every walk, I have to stop to squat and squeeze about ten times, but nothing happens. I am still hungry and feel fine, but it is all a bit odd. 

Yesterday I was taken to the V - E - T again, and surprise surprise they stuck something up my bottom. My owner had to hold me still, I kept squirming and squealing. I think the V - E - T said something about "draining anal scent glands" whatever that means but it was really pongy either way. 

And now, to add to my confusion, my owner keeps sprinkling these orange pellets on my food. They don't taste nice so I just avoid eating them and leave them in my bowl. It seems a bit odd. 

Oh and I did a poo in my owner's bedroom today, just for a laugh. I didn't tell them about it either and they only found it hours later when I was innocently sleeping.