Invaded

Dear Giver of Sausage Naan,

I am a good boy but SHE is NOT a good girl. SHE always barks at me through the fence when I am in the garden but I just ignore her. I am far too busy doing important things like eating the grass to talk to her. So today she BROKE the fence and came into MY house. The cheek. The Princess took her back next door but she broke ANOTHER piece of the fence and came back. THREE TIMES. Apparently she can’t go out for walks at the moment because she’s ‘hormonal.’ I think that must mean ‘annoying’ because she kept stealing my toys and wanting to play with me. If that wasn’t bad enough, she tried to steal MY bestest boy cuddles from MY Jenny. It was ok though, I protected Jenny by jumping on the sofa and standing over her.

I might let her borrow my squeaky bone but she’s not having my humans.

M