Mmm . . .what to have?

Can't make up my mind for din-dins, tonight. Struggling between the 'pig's nose' (towards top left) and the 'bomb' (bottom right), which may be a bit messy. I'll probably go for some 'starry eggs' (should be translated, literally, as 'crashed' eggs (cut up fried eggs) with spicy sausage. May the market for professional menu translators remain undeveloped!

Once, in a Detroit diner, I quickly changed my order from fried eggs to scrambled eggs . . . the manager turned and shouted through the hatch, 'Wreck 'em!' Same idea!

PS
My egg dish, when it arrived, was clearly equiped with air bags...see extra!