No More Crying Over Spilled Milk

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

Oh yes - nailed it. I have finally mastered the Mensa challenge that is opening these tw@tting milk cartons. No more little plastic loop breaking off and getting covered in milk after having to stab it with a blunt knife. That’s what I achieved at work today. There is NO end to my talent.

In other news, Bella had broken into the garden today (while we were all out) and decided that the trampoline net was superfluous to requirements. Health and safely gone mad! (See extra).

C