My accountant is worried

Marc has been doing my accounts since about 2001. He looks 10 years younger now than he did then. Seriously, I don't know how he does it. I have checked his attic and his basement, and there is nothing there to suggest Oscar Wilde got his story from him.

Anyway, even though I don't earn enough to warrant an accountant, I still go because I enjoy his company so much. He's a natural raconteur with a great sense of humour (as his shirt attests).  If he ever retires, I'll have to hunt him down...