Bashing Blueberries

~ "What the..... What's this?"

~ "It's a Battered Blueberry I think... He's Blipped a Battered Blueberry!"

~ "But why?"

~ "Buggered if I know. Maybe he doesn't like blueberries. Maybe this one pushed him too far. The berry that broke the camels back. Maybe he once nearly choked on a blueberry and has waited years for juicy revenge. Maybe he once ate a blueberry and got blue teeth before a date with the hottest girl in Jefferson County."

~ "Jefferson County?"

~ "Yeah.... erm.... Jefferson County... Perhaps a blueberry once fooled him into sending his life savings to a stricken prince in foreign lands for the promise of 9 billion pounds in return. Or maybe he simply ordered strawberries and got blueberries. "

~ "Maybe... just maybe... he didn't get home till late and couldn't find anything else to blip..."

~ "Naah... You think?"