Ram-dram......

"Sweetie. Dahling! You there, with the most angelic turquoise nails....."

"Eh? Me?"

"Of COURSE, my love. So have you come to take my photo, dear one? For my fans, darling child?"

"Your what?"

"Come now, sweetness, you must know who I am....?"

"Err...no."

"You're such a tease. I am, as you know perfectly well you naughty thing, the world's foremost sheepy thespian. I'm the doyen of ovine actors my sweet!"

"You are?"

"Oh yes, lovey. I've done all the greats....'Lamblet', 'King Shear'......"

"Well yes, of course...and should I, umm, know your name?"

"Too funny, angel. I am, of course.......Sir Kenneth Baaaaanagh!"