Another Plan B.

I had one or two possibilities lined up - and then:-

"Along came Jones."?

Went out to Bunkers Hill ( for some REAL milk.)
Found a "Petting Zoo".
As I drove slowly past, window down, they started to BLEAT.
Couldn't refuse them.
ONLY problem - they seemed to think me Breeks were some kind of dietary suplement and I had to keep disuading them.
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HUH!
I brought the above across by copy/paste. Some of the "Emojicons" came along for the ride.
WHO reChristened them  . . . and WHY???
Everything I typed post that event vanished at "Publish" - NOT that it mattered it was only explaining that which has disappeared.

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