Hoo Ha Just A Little Bit

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

The Prince and I are doing a 27 mile cycle on Sunday so I am preparing. To avoid the bike feeling like an instrument of torture, I have bought new nappy leggings/cycling tights and a tube of chamois cream ‘designed for women.’

The do’s and don’ts on the back of the chamois cream...

Do apply to your nooks and crannies (for external use only). Do apply where other chafing occurs. Do apply to your chamois. Do wash your hands before and after. Don't settle for nut cream. Don't ignore the needs of your Hoo Ha. Don't ride without it.

Best. Marketing. Team. Ever.

C