farts and craft ..

the second most embarrassing incident happened yesterday,, having finished work at 5 and tried to push through christmas day without sleep proved way too much for this ole warhorse...si i kept nodding off on the sofa ..not a bad thoing given the circumstances i thought..understandable...till i let out a humongous guff .. so noisey it woke me up...i wasnt unduly concerned being two thirds asleep i forgot about our house guests ..till i opened my eyes fully to see everyone , now in silence, looking at me....guess they were just impressed....lol.. anyway christmas proper hasnt happened in this house hold yet .. alis still ruff.. ive worked all over christmas.. cant wait to have my three days off friday saturday and sunday.... this christmas will always be remembered for three letters. IRW.. thats ill, rain and work... and far too much of all three...