Head For The Arc

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

Seriously, is it ever going to stop pishin doon?

It has been VERY rainy here and I am over it. I don’t want to exaggerate, but I think I’m going to develop trench foot. I’m trying to walk everywhere as I STUPIDLY agreed to do the step challenge thing and NAIVELY thought that it might not wazz down. Every day.

There’s actually a rule forbidding you from attaching your pedometer to a pet. I wonder how many people actually did that before they realised?

“So, you seem to be doing 100,000 steps a day and stopping at a lot of lampposts. Care to explain?”

C