You can't always get what you want

(or Peckish Pigeon)

No chance of getting a feed today, but I'm having the last laugh. I've seen the wrapper! Weight Watchers bread! Who the hell buys that? You might as well eat air!

Most of these gulls just waddle up and down the wall, you know? I reckon that woman is deliberately buying them low calorie bread. I think this one is too heavy to take off at the moment!

I must run. He'll be after me in a minute!

Track? The Rolling Stones - You can't always get what you want