Clan gathering

It seems this family share a common trait. The world is subtly the wrong shape and size for us. Hands connect with glassware, plates are sent tumbling end over end, half-eaten sandwiches involuntarily projected across rooms whilst standing still and not doing much at all.

Reaches that are either too short or too long.

It was good to spend some time with my equally clumsy rellies. Blood was spilt, glasses were shattered and food flung. There was laughter, weeping and one collapse from sheer exhaustion. All in all a typical family gathering. Great fun.