Choose Life

Choose an election to pick our leader during the most difficult period in decades, where the choice is between two evils and the electorate are predominantly the worst that the baby boomers have to offer.

Choose suicidal gestures to save face, and deciding to prorogue parliament and causing a constitutional crisis if you don’t get your way.

But most of all choose the man with more skeletons than the Paris catacombs because he can spout nonsense in Latin.